FAVORITE LOCAL HOTSPOT BULLDOZED. NEIGHBORHOOD ON HIGH ALERT

Locals of 4th Street and Roosevelt awoke to an unpleasant surprise earlier this week, as it was discovered that a favorite local eatery has been destroyed. Known for it's unique dishes and haute American cuisine, Dave Thomas's brainchild, Wendy's on 4th Street, has been knocked down by a savage wrecking crew over a period of days.  It has come as a shock to many of its regulars. "F*** Kendra!"  Florida native, Coco-Bananas Macon stated to local reporter, Kendra Madiz, "I just drove by the Wendy's for a second time and they are bulldozing it! What is going on? I have lost my sh*t."  After conversing with several other Wendy's regulars, it is clear that Coco-Banana's sentiment resonates with the majority. 

Creating even further intrigue to this mystery, in recent weeks Wendy's  acquired a more modern neon sign, perhaps as an indicator they can adapt to the changing of the times.  And while the building has since fallen, the sign remains, standing tall yet alone amid a veritable sea of rubble.

 

An amateur investigation is underway to find out the truth behind this shocking destruction.  Will Wendy's return to the good people of St. Pete?  For the community's sake, we certainly hope so.