Saturday, January 5, 2013

Yippee for Yisrael

“Never let your fear decide your fate” – AWOLNATION. 


Come Monday, I will be facing three of my biggest fears by hopping on a plane to Tel Aviv.  YEESH.  I'll leave you to guess what those fears are.  Currently I'm wavering in between excitement, nervousness, and paralyzing gut-tightening fear.  This past week I was about 60% excited; now I think we can bump that up to 70%.  Perhaps I can calm my nerves a bit more if I list out my prayers for this venture:

I pray that:
1. My straightener will not burn out from the adapter. Hell hath no fury like a lady without frizz control. 
2. My car that I parked at my office's lot won't get towed.
3. I didn't leave anything vital behind in Tampa, such as my hairbrush, my pajama socks, and my floss picks!
4. My skin doesn't break out - not a good look for me
5. There will be enough room in the suitcases for knickknacks and other crap, because I do not want to spend extra dough on a new bag and baggage fees. 

And with that, I take my leave. Onward to adventure!

Hello, Israel.  Goodbye USA.  Shalom, bitches!

What are we thinking? Does this look like enough bags for 10+ days or not enough?

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